SoundCloud Audio Post – Artist Spotlight: Up Dharma Down

Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church’s Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the “Skip’s Scramble”, an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip’s Scramble. This is the best free scrapbooking class I’ve ever taken! That’s so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s like my heart is getting hard.

Hear my confession
Lingering intentions
Bringing us both
To different directions
So take what you can

And take me where i wanna be
Any place will do
Learn the tricks of fire
I apologize
But im gonna have to take me with you
Learn the tricks of fire
And wash yourself with it

Yeah yeah
Learn the tricks of fire
And wash yourself with it

Feel the sand in between your toes
Nobody has to know
The pleassure that you take
In every step that you make
Harbor it all the way

Take me to a place i wanna go
I have survived in defeat
Do you know the tricks of fire
I apologize
But im takin me with you
I badly, badly need to burn
Badly need to burn

Yeah yeah
I badly, badly need to burn
Badly need to burn

Sand and the sea..
Meet in between
Fire and ice..
You and i
Meet in between..
Meet in between..
You and i
You and i

A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It’s just Mom and whores. I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? If you’re suggesting I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don’t care for Gob.

I don’t want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that’s not even including Buster’s Swatch. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias:No, that didn’t do it. Chickens don’t clap!